Colonel Crystal Sticker

$5.00

Meet Colonel Crystal, the sticker that's seen more dimensions in your dreams than a quantum physicist on speed.

Standing at a majestic 5 inches tall and 3.75 inches wide, this crystal colossus is an adhesive dynamo! Marvel in dumbfounded awe as his holographic finish effortlessly bends and refracts light as if it's warping reality itself! Warning: It may cause you to drool on yourself.

This heavy-duty quality vinyl sticker can be stuck on just about anything you can imagine, so stick responsibly!

* I tried my best to capture the holographic finish on camera the best I could. The pictures don't do this beauty justice. It both dazzles AND razzles!

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